Oh come on, baby. Donnie. You're gonna give me a pass? Listen to me, if you piss up the SEC's leg, you end up with your tits in a wringer. Well, like you said there's no friends on Wall Street. Fuck you! Well, we don't work for you, man! Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran Stratton-Oakmont, a Long Island-based pump and dump that . Hey, John. Second key to success in this racket is this little baby right here. Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed., The easiest way to make money is -create something of such value that everybody wants and go out and give and create value, the money comes automatically., I've got the guts to die. [bursting into laughter] Pick up the phone and start dialing! Jordan Belfort: There is no such thing as bad publicity. Jordan Belfort: Failure is your friend. Jordan Belfort, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right? Jordan Belfort, Ive got the guts to die. Honey, you okay? So you listen to me and you listen well. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? It's fucked up. I love you, baby. Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey. You can give generously to the church or political party of your choice. The wolf of Wall Street they call me! Sell me this pen! I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. Naomi Lapaglia: Yeah? The movie depicts Jordan Belforts reckless adventures from his rise to a wealthy stockbroker to his seduction and free-fall into corruption, drug abuse, excess and ultimately imprisonment. [All at once] Jordan Belfort: They usually cost a hundred dollars or less, and if you didnt wear a condom, youd get a penicillin shot the next day and then pray that your dick didnt fall off. Naomi Lapaglia: The Wolf of Wall Street streaming: where to watch online? Yeah, I'm sure. But thats not because youre a failure. And today, you needed to clean your fishbowl, today? If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. Jordan Belfort: Bulls. What are you, a fucking owl? Manny Riskin: [throwing money at the FBI agents] So you listen to me and you listen well. Fugayzi, fugazi. Its a whazy. Naomi Lapaglia: Implosions are ugly. But you You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. After all, what was there to say? Thank God. You could pay off your mortgage. Don't you fucking dare. Come for me. Naomi Lapaglia: Donnie Azoff: It's called cocaine. Is that right? This movie unfortunately is too raunchy to ever be considered for an award, but it is a quality film. Now let's knock this motherfucker out of the park! A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it. Is it, is it mayhem? [to the waiter] With their beautiful wife by their side, who's got big voluptuous tits. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: In the bedroom? I don't care whose birthday it is. Required fields are marked *. Mark Hanna: Across the Verrazano's Bridge. Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation. Look at yourself, Jordan. Asking specific questions to gather intelligence and to understand the customers needs. Jordan Belfort: I'll do four grand. Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to with me. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Jordan Belfort: You have to excuse my friend. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. Jordan Belfort, My killers, my killers who will not take No for an answer. Absolutely fucking not. The 3 keys to success in Straight Line Persuasion. Where's my kiss? [checks on Donnie] The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. I do it cause I fuckin' need to. , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Okay? I got a blinkling light because I don't have shit from you. It's not like Look. Jordan Belfort: All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. And you brought in all the sides Tell him about the sides. You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? [Naomi slaps Jordan and he slaps her back]. Mark Hanna: Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. Sound good, John? Leave your emotions at the door. Jordan Belfort, The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you cant achieve it. Jordan Belfort, 97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didnt. Jordan Belfort, Hard work beats talent. You're a lying piece of shit! Postmedia Network Inc. | 365 Bloor Street East, Toronto, Ontario, M4W 3L4 | 416-383-2300. THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Drama 2013 2 hr 59 min English audio R CC Watch with free trial Buy or rent Sex. It will save us both a lot of money and I got a feeling you're gonna need it. Come for me, baby. Fuck you! It'll keep you sharp between the ears. Does daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh? There's no nobility in poverty. Jordan Belfort: Cause I can't keep track of your professions honey! This is not a tip, this is a prescription. The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. What a greek tragedy! Naomi Lapaglia: Give me a kiss, sweetheart. it's partly due to dicaprio. I just, I had a minute and I Donnie Azoff: I mean, we had similar interests and shit. What? Even more fucked, is that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me. It's like playing a game of chess with your own life. All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. But pretty soon, somebody figured out that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just fifteen minutes, you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. Turn around! I will not die sober! Because they said eventually everyone's going to have to give information on this case so at the end of the day it might not even be a factor. Jordan Belfort: That's who you're gonna be sitting next to! Why didn't you tell me, sweetheart? Donnie Azoff: You don't think I'm gonna see my fucking kids again, huh? No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! Jordan Belfort: The Wolf of Wall Street Buff Revised Pages 3/5/13 62. . We don't give two shits about how technology works, 'cause all we care about is getting fucking RICH! Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort, Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny, theyre not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance, if the circumstances around them suck they change them. Jordan Belfort, I want you to back yourself into a corner. Like, "Run free!" No, no, this can be explained. Jordan Belfort: Did you cum? Holy fuck, you did just say that. You're sick! Look, I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? Naomi Lapaglia: This is our golden ticket to the fuckin' Chocolate Factory, right here. Doesn't even matter to you! Of all the fucking days, she chooses today to give me blue balls. Terms and Policies I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. But it wasn't a poisonous silence. it doesnt exist. Naomi Lapaglia: Why would You be so cruel as to use the king of Japanese restaurants to take me down? Bald. Hi, how you doing? Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Jordan Belfort: No, daddy doesn't even get to touch mommy for a very, very, very long time. Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. And I will make you richer than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America! Which is why you should pick up 5000 shares . Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: [Approaches the guy] Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by becoming rich. But it gets even better, baby. Okay, mommy likes to play games with daddy. You know, just people say shit. Patrick Denham: I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time. ~ Jordan Belfort. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. Me, I jack it 12-15 times a week. I got my wife checking the messages every forty-five minutes calling the office saying. I ask them to judge me on my losers, because I have so few. Is she like, a first cousin? Teresa Petrillo: It's a whazy. I haven't eaten all day. Don't you fucking Duchess me! The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. Jordan Belfort, You see money doesnt just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better women, it makes you actually a better person. Oh, hey! Jordan Belfort: They even had an accounting term for it: It was called T and E, which stood for Travel and Entertainment. God damn it! Jordan Belfort, On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. He actually went to law school. In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Naomi Lapaglia: From movie lovers to businessmen alike The Wolf of Wall Street is arguably one of the most iconic films of the 21st century. $26,000 worth of sides? Now that I'm under federal indictment with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore. Donnie Azoff: And if anyone here thinks I'm superficial or materialistic, go get a job at fucking McDonald's, 'cause that's where you fucking belong! You cleaning your fishbowl? Everybody on point! Jordan Belfort: Chester Ming: Jordan Belfort: I can't close this briefcase. Sweetheart, you should be happy for the both of us. The truth was that hookers did take credit cardsor at least ours did! Jordan Belfort : [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now. You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. Once in the morning after I work out, once after lunch. Naomi Lapaglia: That's right. Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: [timid] [pushes him away with her legs] Jordan Belfort: All rights reserved. We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. What a Greek tragedy honey! By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton . Theyre wrapped in sheets. S-so if I, if I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks. No, I don't wanna implode, sir. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other! I'm talking about normal people, working-class everyday people. You be telephone fucking terrorists! By creating an account, you agree to the Jesus Christ. Patrick Denham: What do you mean you want a divorce? And in the case of the telephone, it's up to each and every one of you, my highly-trained Strattonites. They all want something for nothing. Jordan Belfort, Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid. I'm sure. Oh, California? Then look no further. In fact, back in the good old days, when getting blasted over lunch was considered normal corporate behavior, the IRS referred to these types of expenses as three-martini lunches! Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Even though I own 85% of Steve Cocksucking Motherfucking Madden Shoes, the shares were in his fucking name! Its a place for killers. Jordan Belfort: You know what a fugazi is? Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today. She designs women's panties too? Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. Hey, sweetheart! BOOK I, inside the restaurant young Strattonites carried on their time-honored tradition of acting like packs of untamed wolves., [Aunt] Patricia smiled, and we walked in silence for a while. They all want something for nothing. It's never landed. 25 grand to the first cocksucker to nail the bulls-eye! Not a stitch. Because I want you to come for me, baby. Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. Jordan Belfort: and the I got five more just like you, bro. And who're you gonna be sitting next to? Alden Kupferberg: Jordan Belfort: Mr. Hanna, you're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job? More importantly, you will learn. Ugh! We are going down! This Martin Scorsese hit film stars Leonardo Dicaprio, Jonah Hill and Margot Robbie in lead roles. Gotta pump those numbers up. Watch. I want a divorce. Jordan Belfort: Huh? Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling? Jordan Belfort: Look! Bears. Jordan Belfort: You people are all shit out of luck. Jordan Belfort: Say hi! I got you. Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person. Technically, you do work for me. Donnie Azoff, Ill tell you what: Im never eating at Benihana again. lastly it's down to the humour. It's wonderful. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. I called the captain the n-word? Jordan Belfort: Jordy, one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost. [laughing] Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: My name is Jordan Belfort. Oh, hey. Next came the NASDAQs, who were one step down from the Blue Chips. ~ Jordan Belfort. The world of investing can be a jungle. [Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl] And the problem with that is that your brain is like a computer: If you ask a question, it's programmed to respond, whether there's an answer or not. This guy was smart, sophisticated, professional. Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. vials of coke. Brad: What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live?, They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., And from the time I was a kid, I've had this internal monologue roaring through my head, which doesn't stop - unless I'm asleep. Guinea Gulch. Fuck you! In which case, you know, we could start fresh. Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. Good! I'm sure we'll be seeing each other real soon. It's not like that. Jordan Belfort: Aunt Emma: Its not fucking real. Mark Hanna, Gotta pump those numbers up. Yeah. Three or four times, maybe five. picks her up. In fact, you never did anything wrong in the first place. That's not why I do it. Can I finish eating first? But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct? John, one thing I can promise you, even in this market, is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. He thinks you're fuckin' Gordon Gekko. Jordan Belfort: You can give generously to your church or political party of your choice. Jordan Belfort, You wanna know what money sounds like? Do it differently each time. Jordan Belfort: Come on. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. is an initial public offering. All right? They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., Vn ca bn l g? You were calling her name in your sleep! All Id done was taken the small liberty of moving things to their logical conclusion, changing T and E to T and A: Tits and Ass!, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right?, But what I sincerely hope is that my life serves as a cautionary tale to the rich and poor alike; to anyone whos living with a spoon up their nose and a bunch of pills dissolving in their stomach sac; or to any person whos considering taking a God-given gift and misusing it; to anyone who decides to go to the dark side of the force and live a life of unbridled hedonism. When we arrived to prison, I was absolutely terrified. You be relentless! Leah Belfort: Write your name down on that napkin for me. On my Dad's side. [offers pen to Chester] Dwayne: Trust me. Well, technically, $72,000 last month. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Failure is your friend., Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions., I want you to back yourself into a corner. You're a sick man! What the fuck is that kid doing? Rogue wave! Give me one for the nerves! Right? I wanna be with the fuckin' Oompa Loompas! After all, the IRS knew about this sort of stuff, didnt they? The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive. What the fuck are you talking about? I fucked her brains out for eleven seconds. Coming Soon. That was you! Jordan Belfort: When you do something, you might fail. Is there an apology message on the machine?" Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. Jordan Belfort: Brad: Just hold on tight. So I was a little surprised you asked Christie for my number. Jordan, this is how it's gonna go. We're not gonna be friends. You're gonna knock whose fucking teeth in? That's not why I do it. Right? Good! Good! Gentlemen, welcome to Stratton Oakmont. The property is located 25 miles from the Belmont Racetrack, a horse racing facility. You snooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans. Her father is the brother of my mom. Are people looting and raping? [Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it]. Thank you for your vote of confidence and welcome to the Investor's Center. Exactly. Regal Oh yeah. Is it Wednesday already? I'm fucked up, Brad. That's right, out of all the Swiss bankers in Miami, it had to be him! People tend to give up. And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful., You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? Expensive champagne and the what, we had to buy champagne. Mmm, baby. With Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie, Matthew McConaughey. I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, If anyone over here thinks Im superficial or materialistic, go get a job at McDonalds because thats where you belong. Jordan Belfort, But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. What, if the kid's retarded? Actually, the madness started on our very first day, when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, christened the elevator by getting a blow job from the sales assistant. Naomi Lapaglia: Whether America plans to invade Switzerland in the upcoming months. Brad: The porterhouse from Argentina. Naomi Lapaglia: [in narration] Its because you have not learnt enough. Holy fucking shit Jordan Belfort: You had a minute? I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. Naomi Lapaglia: They were usually struggling young models or exceptionally beautiful college girls in desperate need of tuition or designer clothing, and for a few thousand dollars they would do almost anything imaginable, either to you or to each other. Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, youre gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that persons gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. Chester Ming: You know how much I love you, right? Mark Hanna: Ok, you're going to want to raise those numbers. No way, baby, no! Max Belfort: It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications. And you know something else, daddy? Jordan Belfort: And you know something else, Daddy? Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: [sigh of relief] Uh, what the fuck! Honey oh my God!, you probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Chester, who sold tires and weed. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Brad: Jordan Belfort: You look like a kid, and Wall Streets no place for kids. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Are you sure? No, everything's fine. I felt horrible. I did a lot of bad shit. If you did it long enough, he was certain to piss right back at you. That's not how you treat people. Chester Ming: So I recruited some of my home town boys. It's a woozie. Sell me that pen. Saturday Night Fever territory. Hey, everybody, listen up! Huh? No it's not like that. What a fucking burden! I didn't even want to bring it up. Guys with sales experience. That conniving twat! So in that sense youre lucky Im not the one who does the hiring around here., contrary to previous assumptions, young men and women who possess the collective social graces of a herd of sex-crazed water buffalo and have an intelligence quotient in the range of Forrest Gump on three hits of acid, can be taught to sound like Wall Street wizards, as long as you write every last word down for them and then keep drilling it into their heads again and againevery day, twice a dayfor a year straight., I laughed right along with her, but inside I was dying. Great. Jordan Belfort: Max Belfort: Donnie and I were going out on our own. But we have to pretend we know. Mark Hanna, The name of the game, moving the money from the clients pocket to your pocket. Mark Hanna, Always keep the client on the Ferris wheel. That's right, I forgot. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today when their emperor's gone? [hears a phone] It's three feet of water down there. This is what you do? Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". So take a good look, daddy. Jordan Belfort: I am a master diver, you hear that? But thats not because youre a failure. I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. Once we sucker them in, we unload the dog shit. Say hi, mommy! Jordan Belfort: [Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest] One day, you will do it right. By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: Donnie Azoff: Babe, why you doing it like that? Don't you wanna be my friend? Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! Jordan Belfort, See those little black boxes? It's not on the elemental chart. Jesus Christ. Tell me something I don't know, I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer and they have to fucking [picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent]. Naomi Lapaglia: Those are rookie numbers in this racket. Jordan Belfort: Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! Yeah, there's like a 60 percent, you know 60, 65 percent chance the kid's gonna be fuckin' retarded or whatever Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: You got a minute? Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff.
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