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[the Trunchbull's car, sold to her by Harry Wormwood, has broken down, forcing her to haul it all the way back to her house]. A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned on it moves forward, with little hands creeping along the bottom. Uh, welcome to Wormwood Motors. 4. That's exactly what you've done. I'm fed up with all this reading! said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away. Young lady, where were you? [loses it, to Matilda] You have to put it right. An unhatched tadpole. Me, me, me, me. Agatha, This is Magnus. We cannot simply place her in the top form with the eleven-year-olds. Cause I had to slow down to take a second look at you. [reciting the words as Matilda magically writes them on the blackboard] Pp6Q &_!Ekp?$w_AG[nU6v^^Wo:9o>:. Think about what you want to say, and then say it in a creative, original way. Don't sneer at educated people, Mr. Wormwood. MATILDA Sing, children. 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